Hey…what’s green on the outside and red on the inside? “Watermelons”…aka ”ecofascists”.
Yes data proves the earth has been cooling for at least a dozen years now…yes the polar bear population has tripled…yes Arctic ice packs are at their thickest level in several decades…yes satellite imagery unequivocally proves that the Earth regulates the amount of Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere by releasing it into space to balance itself out…yes the “ClimateGate” scandal exposed the theory of man-made-global-warming as exactly that, a theory, NOT fact…predicated with lies, altered data, greed, redistribution of wealth and liberal elitism…but the Copenhagen Climate Summit rolls on…as The Bard once wrote, “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark“.
The ecofascists, greedy leaders, liberal apologists, violent narcissists, genocidal dictators, terrorists and socialists are all currently meeting in Copenhagen this month to decide exactly how to undermine and marginalize the United States Constitution, destroy the American middle class, remove America as the only true remaining superpower, and bankrupt America so that we are forever removed as a roadblock to global unification and fascist ideals. Oh, I am sure these goals are not listed on the printed agenda…but if our President signs ANY kind of treaty in Copenhagen this month, these goals will be on their way to becoming reality…and as we have seen from our President’s first year in office…we are screwed. The sad part is that the Constitution provides that a two-thirds majority of Congress would be required to approve the United States entering into any treaty that the President signs…so the President had the EPA declare Carbon Dioxide as a dangerous pollutant…they did that just this week…right before our President shows up at Copenhagen with the rest of the America-haters…hmm…wow…total coincidence I’m sure. Subvert the Constitution you say?? Nahh…no way…not THIS administration…<cough>
The Beast from The East Hillary Clinton showed up and gave a little speech at the summit saying, “our country is ready to create an annual $100 BILLION climate protection fund to help address the climate change needs of developing countries”. No…I’m not joking…that’s what she said…I hope she has that much money in her bank account because here’s a newsflash for you Mrs. Clinton, WE ARE BROKE. Here is the real kicker…China would be on that list of “developing countries”…so technically, we would borrow money from China and then give it back to them to address their “climate change needs”. You can’t make this stuff up people, I swear…these folks are either nuts or they are deliberately trying to destroy our country…you make the call.
Some other wonderful folks showed up at Copenhagen and made some speeches as well…you may recognize the names of these two stalwart and shining examples of compassion, freedom, democracy and true champions of eco-friendly industry and initiatives…Hugo Chavez of Venezuela and Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe. Both men gave speeches to the robots and pinkos gathered in Copenhagen and received thunderous applause. Chavez said in his speech that “the destructive model of capitalism is eradicating life” and ” Our revolution seeks to help all people…socialism, the other ghost that is probably wandering around this room, that’s the way to save the planet, capitalism is the road to hell….let’s fight against capitalism and make it obey us“…he was actually given a standing ovation for this last “socialism/obey us” remark…the entire audience stood up and cheered loudly. What does that tell you about this Copenhagen Summit??? It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure it out, folks.
Ironically, Chavez and Venezuela have made BILLIONS of dollars selling oil around the world…hmm…selling something for profit…sounds like Capitalism to me…AND…selling oil of all things…oil which is then burned and produces “greenhouse gases” and “dangerous pollutants”…hmm…oh but don’t forget, Capitalism and greenhouse gases are EVIL!! Puhhleease Chavez you ugly, fascist troll…just go away…you can have Courtney Love, we don’t care…just go…
Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe, oh that shining example of selfless leadership to his people…in his speech he said, “When these capitalist gods of carbon burp and belch their dangerous emissions, it’s we, the lesser mortals of the developing sphere who gasp and sink and eventually die.” Once again…how ironic Mr. Mugabe…dictator of one of the poorest nations on Earth who lives in an enormous mansion with three swimming pools…who has admittedly executed thousands upon thousands of Zimbabwe citizens…a man who actually said, “let me be a Hitler ten-fold“…this man has the ballz to talk about people gasping and dying…one of the most seditious men on the planet who regularly tortures his own citizens…leader of a completely bankrupt country where ONE SHEET of toilet paper costs the equivalent of 714 Zimbabwean Dollars (ZWD)…citizens of Zimbabwe actually use their printed money, literally, as toilet paper because it’s so much cheaper than buying actual toilet paper…no joke…but we, the “capitalist gods of carbon burp” are the evil in the world…sure thing, Mr. Mugabe…hey aren’t you now 85 years old and starting to have health problems?? Time to die…any day now…see ya…your hero Hitler has an extra bunk next to his in Hell…when you get there save room for Chavez…
On top of all the crazy, socialist, fascist, global warming alarmist, America-hating and bashing mumbo jumbo at Copenhagen…they are getting hit by a blizzard this week at the Conference…ROFL…yes…one of the biggest blizzards Denmark has seen in many years…it is expected to dump four inches of snow in Copenhagen overnight and will be the first white Christmas that Denmark has seen in around 27 years…oh man, now THAT is funny…a global warming Conference being held in a blizzard…God cracks me up, seriously.
I almost forgot to mention Al Gore…oh yes, old algore is at it again…he gave a speech in Copenhagen earlier this week as well…spewing his usual doom and gloom scenario based on junk science, lies and data manipulation. A man that went from being worth one million dollars to being worth 100 million dollars in about 8 years…as soon as he started this fantasy roadtrip of his about the whole man-made global warming lie, his net worth skyrocketed…and he is heavily invested in “green technology” and is a major partner in a company he helped start that is poised to make BILLIONS off any global warming legislative action…hmm…just a coincidence I’m sure. What is really funny about Al Gore giving his speech at Copenhagen is that he quoted some bullsh*t numbers from a climate scientist…and that scientist immediately stated to the press that same day that he had no idea where Al Gore could come up with those kind of numbers based on the data and reporting he had sent to Gore, i.e. - Gore was full of it…ROFL…too funny. Of course, Al Gore then rebutted and said the numbers were from a casual conversation he had with that same scientist 2 or 3 years ago…and the numbers weren’t documented anywhere…<cough>…yeah…uhhh…ok…Tipper has your meds ready, here’s a glass of water, buh-bye now…
So back to the watermelons…that is the new term emerging for man-made global warming alarmists (aka - LIARS). They look all green and earth friendly on the outside…but when you crack them open…they are as red as any Commie you’ve seen…
Quote of The Week - “The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.” - Thomas Jefferson